WOES OF AN IGNORANT CHILD

"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive."

- Josephine Hart  (via schadenfreudic)

(Source: quote-book, via dollhousexo)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via thefaultinourperks)

"It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed is you."

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via endangerment)

(Source: gordftw, via dollhousexo)

"I think I made you up inside my head."

- Sylvia Plath  (via qbrix)

(Source: 13neighbors, via demightyy)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

i eat and have those dinosaur shaped nuggets in my current fridge now and i am 21 years old. 

(via edfuckery)

nopestiel:

^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}

(via capo-verde)

cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

(Source: kinkston, via thefaultinourperks)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via thefaultinourperks)

"Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life - well, valuable, but small - and sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven’t been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn’t it be the other way around? I don’t really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So good night, dear void."

- Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly in “You’ve Got Mail”  (via rachellgmh)

(Source: marbearflair, via rachellgmh)